Livingston Hopkins, That Troublesome Infant Continued, The Bulletin, Vol. 11 No. 611 (31 Oct 1891, p.5) http://nla.gov.au/nla.obj-449860354
That Troublesome Infant ContinuedGranny Dibbs: "Now, then, Johnny, get the bottle filled and he'll be all right."
New Treasurer: "Yes, that's all very well, but where's the milk to come from?"
Granny Dibbs: "Oh, you'll find plenty in the Customs House, and I've noticed lots of cows running at large on unimproved lands all over the place."
